Noah Cyrus is Selling a Bottle of Her Tears for $12,000

Noah Cyrus is selling a bottle of her tears for $12,000

This week in super weird news that we didn’t expect to exist ever, Noah Cyrus, the 18-year-old sister of Miley Cyrus and singer in her own right as of late, is actually selling a bottle of her tears – yes, her tears – and she’s doing it for $12,000. Yeah.

The tears come as part of a limited edition collection of merchandise that Cyrus released in collaboration with the clothing company Pizzaslime; a collection that also includes a “Noah Cyrus Sucks” sweatshirt, a tatted Billy Ray Cyrus t-shirt, and a “Noah Cyrus Tears” mug. The launch of the merch comes just in time for the release of Cyrus’s new EP, Good Cry.

According to the site, the bottle of tears contains “approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.” Sadness, we presume, that may have come on as a result of the singer’s recent breakup with rapper Lil Xan.

Now, if you just can’t seem to fight the urge to buy a bottle of sorrow-induced celebrity tears for a sum of money that may or may not have us spilling some sorrowful tears of our own, you might want to hop to it, because the tears are only available for a limited 48 hours.

And just in case you have an extra $10 after buying the tears and were thinking of purchasing that mug to go along with them, maybe don’t. As Pizzaslime puts it, you’re going to want to refrain from drinking the tears since they’re pretty salty, and also since it would be pretty weird.

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